I'm renaming myself.
The past 5 days I have been nothing but a weepy, sickly, sleepy, grumpy snot-faced jerkoff. I HATE being sick, and I make sure EVERYONE knows it.
I am stuck at work today, wiping my nose over and over with bargain Kleenex I bought at Wal-Mart while thinking "45 CENTS for KLEENEX?!?!? I am a penny-pinching MACHINE!" Now I want to shoot myself, as my nose is rubbed RAW. I can't run to the store to get more cuz my husband has the car for the lunch hour, and I am pretty sure I am bleeding by now.
Oh, yeah, and I forgot I need to try to rally for the big St. Patties Day shindig tomorrow, where I start drinking at 9AM. I doubt, this time, that I will try to monitor how much alcohol I drink; I'll just get hammered right off the chalk, and maybe I might feel better. Maybe the green stain above my upper lip will just get mistaken for green beer instead of my drunken snot trail.
Hot.
Wanna make out?
Friday, March 13, 2009
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You need puffs plus with lotion. Anything less than that is a nightmare! (Believe me, I have wiped a lot of noses in the last two weeks)
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